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2021

11

Mar

Leanna Decker Touches her Elbows Behind Her Back of the Day

I don’t really know who Leanna Decker is, I just assumed she was Brooklyn Decker’s sister, or the heiress to Black & Decker…or maybe she’s got a Deck business and is good at laying down that wood for all your BBQ needs and Decker is just her stage name…who fucking knows….and I am not going to google her.

I just saw this pic of her bikini jacked up her ass, which I thought was her saying “Look, I can touch my elbows behind my back”,..becuase if you were a pubescent boy in junior high, you’ll remember asking girls that, back where there were girls and you wouldn’t get arrested for sexual harrassment….oh the things we could do….back then…

As it turns out, she’s not touching her elbows behind her back….but close enough…

Her caption:

When everything you’ve ever dreamed of and wanted is right in front of you, it’s time to stop and give thanks ?Thankful for what is, and what’s to come ?

Good to know..

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