If you don’t know what a frog butt is by now, you don’t visit this site and you accidentally ended up here googling Kermit the Frog erotica, as you do…those muppets have always been erotica to you…which is weird but the world is weird so who fucking cares…

I can explain it if you are blind and unable to see the pictures….some DESCRIPTIVE VIDEO for Blog Posts..

Girl in header image is sitting on her knees in a thong, looking back at the camera over the shoulder, her ass semi elevated so that her back arches, in a position similar to a bulldog crawling across the floor in a viral video, however you are blind, hence the descriptive video…no wait that’s for deaf people…I get my deafs, blind and dumbs mixed up all the time…I mean if you were blind you wouldn’t be able to read this…so maybe I should narrate all my posts….but I don’t read them after I write them…so I’d have to hire some call center in India to do it….is this the billion dollar app idea….make websites speak their content to you because reading is for losers…if it is give me 10 percent finders fee…I am lazy and would like a private island in the Caribbean…I deserve it…..

All this to say it is all too complicated for a bunch of pics of girls in a pose that makes you think doggy style, and that their asses are rounder….right.

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