In the event you were wondering, Courtney Stodden is amazing….I’ve been a fan since she broke through as tabloid fodder and I am still a fan all these years later….clown tits and all…because the fact is….if you’re going to get tits, get fucking tits, you know that’s how ALL fake tits should be….none of this trying to be sneaky and natural shit, I mean be that cartoon pinup model you WANT TO BE…

In the event you were wondering, my biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s Halloween party many years ago…it was the one time I was invited anywhere and it would have been great to sing her love songs, read her poetry, make her art out of my semen on her bathroom mirror…you know never leave even when security tries to remove me…

What I am saying is that she’s a keeper…

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