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2021

18

Mar

Morgan Cryer is an Actress to Look Out For of the Day

I have never heard of Morgan Cryer, but she’s apparently an actress, who isn’t, but I did find her INSTAGRAM where she posts endless bikini pics….and since we like bikini pics even though we don’t give a fuck about actresses…I’ll support and encourage any girl in bikini pics on instagram to parlay that into acting…because you might as well get that pay check if you’re hot enough….not to mention actresses are pretty fucking ugly for the most part, so pump some hot bodied already half naked girls into the mix, and make content a better place for all of us in captivity forced to watch streaming content all day….you know how it is….

So as an actress she’s been in very insignificant roles since 2009…..but we’ve got hope for her, maybe she’ll make her own movie, one in which she’s fully naked in…you see I prefer the low levels to the high levels they are more defeated and keen to win….

She’s also the owner of some candle company called NOSTALGIA LA so she’s not just a vapid idiot like the other vapid idiots waiting for a sugar daddy to fly them to Tulum…she’s entrepreneurial..on the hustle….

As an instagram bikini model…she’s been in bikinis…and here’s a round-up…

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