There was a time I was not banned off Twitter for making fun of some low level celebrity….who was Brian de Palma’s stepdaughter cuz her mom was a whore…and who the mom said she’d get me deleted before being deleted for calling her a whore….these things happen.
During this time I was not banned on Twitter, I followed this Twitter celebrity called Sarah Beattie or Nacho Sarah who had massive boobs that she never showed well writing her comedy….she was a more interesting viral tweeter than Chrissy Teigen…which isn’t say much but that bitch became America’s sweetheart despite being a pile of shit because of her unstable twitter. and far bigger tits…and sure women being funny is always hit or miss in this patriarchal and misogynist world….according to unfunny girls who blame men for not succeeding…instead of just being fucking funny about it…and since I don’t have twitter anymore, I can’t really tell you the kinds of jokes she writes…I actually hate all jokes and feel like laughter is idiotic and best suited for retards in helmets drooling on themselves while jerking off at the public pool…as retards do….
I don’t remember if I found her funny, or if I was just waiting for her tits….and as it turns out…the tits have arrived because like other smart girls out there…she’s cashing in on the premium content thing as she fucking should because boobs this big need to be seen and she can still write her jokes and sell her boobs or whatever she writes her comedy for…it’ll just be more enjoyable for us now that we can see her tits…
Now I don’t endorse OnlyFans, but if it gets girls who otherwise wouldn’t get naked the opportunity to make millions of dollars getting naked, taking the whole “Show me your tits”…..”not for a million dollars…but maybe 1.5 million over the course of 3-6 months”…..official..
Everyone has a price and now the collective can pay it and all kinds of good stuff is coming out of the woodwork because Nacho Sarah had no reason to show her tits, now she’s got the best reason…MONEY.
So FIND HER ON TWITTER if you want to jerk off to her tits while reading her tweets about paying out her family for her getting naked on the internet…
can’t decide if I should apologize to my family for starting an onlyfans or give them a percentage for fucking me up
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) April 6, 2021
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