I don’t why Christina Aguilera basically checked out for what must have been a decade…but I’m glad she’s making a comeback…

As much as I like Britney Spears now that she’s a prisoner of the system who has totally lost her damn mind, at the time of their rivalry I was also for X-Tina…she seemed tiny with big bolt-ons and she got DIRTY…when rebranding herself as X-TINA…it was a different era where girls weren’t selling pics of their assholes and sexting with strangers…when a hot music video was enough to jack off to…

I remember making a bet with a friend that I could fuck X-Tina Aguilera if I really tried, you know, I’m charming and capable…but she didn’t give me that reason to try…because she dropped off and disappeared and got fat…

But she’s still that trashy, still got the big tits out, and she’s all lubed up and ready to Jello Wrestle…at 40…game time.

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