Paris Hilton is a legend on a lot of levels, including but not limited to being a small titty ambassador because clearly she’s never got the fake tits all the other girls with small titties got..including her lame sideclick and lopsided titty Nicole Richie…but she’s adopted and if you’re adopted or know anyone who is adopted…you know is all fucked up because even her own parents didn’t want her….
I like to think Paris Hilton is the actual matriarch of the Kardashian empire, like she actually launched Kim and family and that she gets a kickback on all they do, allowing her to be more behind the scenes and less desperate and disgusting than the Kardashians…but I am not privy to that kind of information..
I am pretty sure she’s in her 40s now and looks better than most 40 year olds…and I assume she’s about to make babies because at 40 it’s time…hence her engagement….but I am not privy to that kind of information…
In fact, Paris Hilton blocked me on Instagram early in her instagram and I have no memory of writing any rude comments because when I used instagram…I would get deleted for rude comments…including one made on Bijou Philips / Danny Masterson Rapist’s feed…and I figured why bother…I can save the hate for the website no one visits….
Paris is a legacy brand at this point, I remember the sex tape, the leaked cellphone…where I got her ex boyfriend Stavros’ number and ended up trolling Stavros into getting me on the list at a Paris Hilton party in Montreal…this was probably 15 years ago…the glory days…that didn’t involve seeing her vagina, but I guess there’s ample archives of that online…which is less dangerous than seeing it in person…
What I am saying is Paris is hotter than ever, which makes no sense since she’s also older than ever and that I like that she committed to small and manageable tits cuz small tits are hotter than sloppy ass tits…and that’s about the extent of what I have to say about that…oh and check out that bicep….
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