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2021

28

Apr

Rebel Wilson’s Lingerie Shots of the Day

I can’t confirm that this is Rebel Wilson, also known as Fat Amy the 45 year old pretending to be a 30 year old from Australia because nothing on the TV is real, it’s all contrived shit to manipulate your mind…

I can confirm that it’s a chubby girl in lingerie showing off her body like it isn’t chubby because it was probably a hell of a lot fatter before and this is the skinniest it has ever been….which corresponds with Fat Amy’s weight loss story….

I would never go so far as to say that Fat Amy is hot, she’s a 45 year old woman too big for the lingerie she’s in, at least in the gut….BUT I will say that I am all for fat chicks doing what it takes to become skinny chicks..it’s healthier and it is HOTTER…and more people should be doing it….

If it is Rebel Wilson, she’s probably considered A-Lister, I mean you know she gets paid big for her movies….so she could have totally just been a fat fuck like other fat fucks and played or pretended she was empowered by being an unhealthy pile of shit…but unlike other fat slackers trying to brainwash kids into being fat…she knew that real empowerment comes from taking your life by the balls, or in her case, by the folds and deciding to get fit and strong…it will make you feel better….or at least good enough to wear bikinis and lingerie in public…something that probably used to come with a lot of shame and disgust from all involved…except maybe the FAT FESTISHISTS who are normally skinny dudes who work at Best Buy and live with their moms…like the OVERLY skinny guys who dislocate their shoulders when lifting their arms up cuz of no musculature…you know the kind of guy who looks like he could fit his entire body in the fat bitch he’s with as you assume they met on some Second Life style online nerd community….because they did..

ANYWAY…what I am trying to say is that I will always endorse this route of fat getting skinnier even if fat doesn’t get THAT skinny…it’s still better than fat…and for that, I suggest you jerk off to Fat Amy since she’s less fat, to encourage her to keep up the good fight against fat, like EVERY fat person should do….and look…you can still keep the tits…which is the only perk of being fat anyway….

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