Ashley Benson, who got stupidly famous on social media because her show was a hit show when instagram was first going viral and people needed to find people to follow when most celebs weren’t onto it yet….but the CW network made sure their stars were on because it was a way to connect with fans and sell ads….so she’s got 21 million followers….despite having not done much besides Cara Delevingne in the last 5-10 years her show has been over….because she doesn’t need to…

Anyway, in those 7 years she was pretty fucking sloppy looking, always with a set of big tits but also with a body you’d expect a girl with big tits to have because the body always grows into the tits…we call it the Jennifer Love Hewitt effect….some call it the Kate Upton effect….older people call it the Anna Nicole Smith effect…but she was always bigger…you like she’d basically given up and was living on her investments or TV show earnings,

Thanks to fucking a model, if you consider Cara Delevingne a model, which I assume most people do, even if I don’t…she got inspired to get fit…or to starve herself or most likely got some of her poo transplanted into her lesbian asshole..from their lesbian sex.

Research has proven that skinny people have different enzymes in their poo thanks to their gut biome. something you can get if you eat a skinny person’s poo, which I would assume is the main sex acts lesbians can do with not having a dick….because girl’s looking fit…or skinny..maybe just not as soft….and still has tits…which is fun for a bikini selfie!

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