Lila Moss is Kate Moss’s 18 year old daughter with Jefferson Hack, who is the founder of Dazed Magazine, who was lucky enough to cum inside Kate Moss and potentially keep his dick, you know she’s a wild one…

Dazed Magazine was some hipster fashion shit that was probably pretty easy to launch back in teh 90s when they launched….they also owned Another Magazine and Another Man, which for any of the OLD SCHOOL STEPFATHER FANS….will likely remember we rigged their Male Model Search about 10 years ago for me to WIN….with the picture in the header of the site…because I’m a male model motherfuckers….this was back when I wasted my time trolling for the lolz….

Needless to say, I never got my COVER shot….fuckers…Lila Moss’ dad, I’m coming for you…..or coming to your 18 year old daughter out of spite…

MY only friend asked me the other day if it was OK for him to jerk off to the kids of their high school friends now that they are in their 20s…to which I said…obviously…ask any woman, no matter how bigger or hot, if she was hotter when she was 20 and 99 percent will say yes…so 20 year olds, put yourself out there, get naked, now’s the time…

Anyway, Lila Moss is the latest in celebrity kids who is hot and modeling thanks to their birthright, and as a Kate Moss fan, I full support and appreciate this move because she’s hot, not fat, and deserves all the opportunities that come her way…allowing her to live her life on social media like an attention seeking asshole…even though they don’t have to…which is weird, but they all do it…because society is fucking doomed…

What I am saying is, I have a celebrity kid who is hot and over 18 fetish…they are real interesting even if you remember them being carted around 16 years ago when starting the site at 2 years old….because it’s not like I was her neighbor or babysitter moving in, I forgot she even existed until today…and I’m glad to be reminded.

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