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2021

18

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too…and they need to be apprecaited, loved, told they are worthy, told they are statistically hotter than big tits cuz most big tits are fucking nasty on nasty bitches, while tiny tits come with tighter bodies…

And there’s no bigger threat to humanity ….Not the manmade viruses, no UFO sightings that the military claim they don’t understand, no food shortages, internment camps, vaccine passports, racism….and all the other things the media shove down our throats to terrify us and disrupt our days instead of letting us chill….than the breast implant…and I’m talking the bolt on, disgusting basketball stapled to the chest that NEVER needed to happen because girls are confused and this TITS get hits, which they do…I mean without tits Em Rata would just be a dog faced monster….and Kate Upton would be some fat chick with no tits….but the truth is there are many hotter women than both those vile cunts without the tits, who don’t need the tits, so let’s celebrate the tits…

They are a gift, much like when I woke up this morning and saw that a girl was for whatever reason shaving her pussy next to the dumpster behind my building…sometimes life gives you lemons, other times, it gives you a girl with a pink bic razor, literally shaving her cunt with her skirt jacked up behind a dumpster….and that’s the magic that is LIVING…right?

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