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2021

25

May

Lisa Rinna Bikini of the Day

Lisa Rinna Bikini

Lisa Rinna’s got two slutty daughters who are trying to be their best attention seeking, daughter of a reality star, attention seeking, fucking a Kardashian affiliate, raised in LA amongst the smut that is LA, pushing the same fucking bullshit content all these entitled rich kids are pushing as they try to be self-important influencers that people actually buy into….and I guess it all makes sense, since their mom, who must be 75, has always been an attention seeker…whether it was with her clown lips she had altered before it was a thing, to be seductive in her stab at hollywood…or her nude Playboy pictorial that she was involved in…or basically anything else she’s done…these people are all keen at being seen as mattering, which makes me think something really went wrong in their lives, because in a world where nothing matters, you can be rest assured that being on a reality show will never matter…

Anyway, she’s old, in bikinis, probably appreciating the menopausal higher testosterone muscle gains, in a picture we’ll assume is photoshopped and I don’t know why she’s got a chair made out of that VIRAL dress…is it gold and white, is it black and blue…maybe this will be the viral hit she needs….the LISA RINNA Chair meme…for the record, the gold and white dress is what I always saw and it looked identical to that chair…so let’s hope for her sake it’s black and blue…otherwise it’s another shameless bikini selfie of some old tired bitch with a slutty dream for herself and her daughters…the way nature intended.

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