Amanda Cerny Cleavage of the Day

2021

May

I remember Amanda Cerny from when she first hit Playboy as one of the least eventful Playboy chicks ever. I knew someone who lived in LA and they texted me “I was at a party with this Amanda Cerny chick, she’s a Playboy Playmate”…and I was like “Who”…only to google her and be like “I’m with some fat crackhead missing half a front tooth and she’s high on fucking OCEAN WATER, I GOTS to go”….

Meaning, I didn’t ask him to seduce Cerny, fuck her, get her to do some nude shoot for the site after getting her drunk and making her sign a consent form because we respect the rules of content creation since we don’t create content….and by we I mean me….but you get what I am saying…I didn’t give a fuck…

So, despite her social media, digital marketing hustle, that I am sure made her stupid money, because since that day my friend was with Cerny, she’s got 10s of millions of fans, she did comedy videos with the lame Disney Drop Outs that were Vine Stars….and thanks to that hustle she exists beyond Playboy and I can’t hate on that…even if I don’t think her tits are all that fun, exciting, or even worthy of a post…they are STILL tits..just not exposed tits…I mean she’s a Playboy model, you can google pics of her cunt…GOOGLE makes money off her search results around her CUNT…but this is what she does now…pretty despressing really…from NC-17 nudes, to G rated going to Church tits…BORING.