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2021

26

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wonder if virgins still hire hookers to lose their virginity, or if they just scroll the dating apps and find a fat and lonely enough horny pig of a girl to fuck, because in my era, before apps designed for basically all caliber of people to get sex, we had to hire hookers….I remember hiring at least a dozen hookers for my awkward virgin friends who couldn’t figure out how easy it was to find girls willing to fuck back in an era when it wasn’t given to you on a fucking platter you coddled, entitled, spoiled, self involved, gluttonous, bratty, victims despite everything working in your favor…FUCKS…

There was a time when girls used to eat meat to pay her rent…and I guess they still do…because somethings never change…that’s why prostitution is the oldest profession..it’s got its roots in caveman trading food for fuck….you know back when the aliens dropped us off here to figure it the fuck out for ourselves….and we’ve done a terrible fucking job of that…

At least we have morning links…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Former FIU Golfer Michelle Rodriguez in a Thong in Vacation Mood
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Amanda Cerny Topless on the Beach
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Elle Fanning Catching the Rays
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Tyrese Haliburton’s Girlfriend Jade Jones is Trying to Win the Off-Season
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Hockey Puck to the Nuts
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Do Girls Like Bad Bods or Hulk Bods
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Snub Nosed Money Eating Berries
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Everything Coming to TV and Streaming in June
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The Smallest Apartment in NYC
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Christians Against Masturbation vs Louie CK from 9 Years Ago….
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Cam Girls….Are Great
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