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2021

01

Jun

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

Trust Science motherfuckers…even though science is a pile of fucking bullshit where the results are from the person paying for them, or Fauci…LOLZ right….I am in Canada they won’t send me to a FEMA camp for saying that, at least not yet…

But yes, science, despite being SUBJECTIVE and easy to manipulate, despite being marketed to us as “Hard Fact”….says the right waist to hip ratio is the key to beauty…or sex appeal.

It’s not height, weight, tit size, vagina tightness, anus color, level of HIV in her blood stream…it’s the waist to hip…so naturally, girls who naturally or unnaturally have a smaller waist or ass, will naturally or unnaturally show it off like these girls….

Well, years ago, when I went to bars, I asked a girl what her ratio was, after googling what the perfect ratio was…and she was one of those artsy lesbian types, you know…a feminist before it was IG trendy…and she got MAD..she called me a pig, a misogynist…which by the way is a word I didn’t know under year 4 of doing the site when I was called one on Jezebel or some shit…but that now every child in the third grade knows it which is always exciting for men of the world into pussy!

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