I am too fat to workout, shit’s too much effort when we’re all going to die anyway….and why not be the fat fuck who dies first in the horror movie, because is life really worth living, maybe it’s the gateway to a better place and every day here is one you’re not in that better place…right….deep…I know…

Obviously, dying sucks, living sucks, everything sucks, even working out sucks….but girls working out, staying fit, knowing fit is hotter than fat, wearing their slutty fitness clothes and doing their slutty fitness poses and moves….doesn’t suck….

It’s actually the only thing that would get me into a gym, or at least it was when I wasn’t too fat to workout…because spending hours hiding in the girl’s locker room, was the best workout ever…plus you can assume that fit girls can fuck….

Point is, get fitness inspired, you’ll live better, healthier…or at least hopefully the fat girls out there will….saving lives man, that’s what we do here.

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