TRUST SCIENCE…

I normally leave the RATIO TUESDAY for the end of the day, because I am a guy and by default, according to science, I like my women to have the right kind of waist to hip ratio…one where the waist is thinner than the hips…it’s what triggers us into thinking a woman is a woman and makes us want to ejaculate inside her…creampie styles…in hopes of procreating…at least on a basic genetic level…since most dudes would have to be creepy to want to spread their seed…at least from my perspective because I find having kids the most insane idea ever…and not because I am trying to save the environment, but because I like being left the fuck alone and when I see dads pretending to be happy in the park playing like they are 5 with a 5 year old…I can tell it’s all a fucking lie and they’d rather be jerking off or napping….or eating…anything but running around the part with a 5 year old they created..

Anyway, TRUST science, except when it lies to you blatantly until its emails are leaked so that you can see it lied to you….at least when it comes to deciding when a bitch is hot or not…..because enough research has gone into it and dudes who are still dudes and into women who are still women don’t need science to tell them a good ratio is hot…we have built in devices to detect that…..

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