Sophie Mudd’s some instagram girl who got huge on instagram by doing share for shares with other slutty girls of instagram and shit worked because she’s got clown sized tits…they are massive and she’s not…which is a recipe for fucking success because we’re all coded to love tits bigger than our heads, we come into life looking for tit bigger than our head to latch on….so when these “models” come along with tits bigger than our heads we fucking like and follow…

There was a minute where she was trying to go legit, she had real reps, a plan, her content was less about the tits, but she only had follower cuz of the tits, so she’s started bringing the tits back as she should….because when you’re given a gift, a talent and fucking competitive advantage you use it…her tits are so massive, they’re more important than her, she’s a host body at this point…and together they’ve decided to sell slutty content to her pervert fans and I am sure the content is shit, but the money is fucking good, some of these girls make 1,000,000 a month off this shit…imagine 12 million dollars a year for taking a shitty titty selfie a day and letting some Indian call center chat up your fans…SCAM of the fucking century….you’re all being duped but at least it gives the rest of us sane people who don’t fall for scams…the tits too…

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