Frog Butt’s on Fridays is what we do over in this motherfucking simulation we’ve created 17 years ago in anticipation for the crash of humanity where everything becomes internet based….only now we think the simulation is actual real life and this internet thing will be turned off…so let’s ride out the final internet days together by objectifying the women who objectify themselves…you know give em what they want for empowerment, that’s feminism..we’re feminists…because we celebrate sluts.

Frog Butt is a reminder that group think is real…I know the muppet faces of social media, the everyone dressing, looking, acting and believing the same things is everywhere and you don’t need a reminder if you’re an outsider like me…and I’m not saying that in a “I’m so different’ high school angst kind of way…but in a “I see society and it’s terrifying how these drones are put to pasture”….cuz I don’t really believe people are that dumb, but they are..

So Frog Butt is a reminder that one edgy slut took a chance, broke free from teh typical butt shot, and the masses hopped onto it and got in on too. The ice was broken, the risk taken, now there’s no way to allow that bitch to get the shine, when they can get the shine too.

The good news is, none of these girls are actually famous, so I don’t hate them for trying….I save my hate for the actual famous…these are just normals having fun in a society that is fucking weird.

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