Since Ashley Benson’s lesbian stint with Cara Delevingne, she’s become substantially hotter. I don’t know if they did some fecal transplants while licking each other’s asses before peeing on each other’s vagina in some masculine inspired CLIMAX…since a woman can’t orgasm on the internet without a SQUIRT…so you know it happened….

But I have done some reading on gut not gunt but gut biome and it’s pretty interesting, they call it your second brain, but it’s actually got more receptors than your first brain, even though you consider your penis your first brain, which makes sense because since it’s so small, it’s likely more substantial than your actual brain….

But yeah, GUT BIOME….where the good bacteria leads to a healthy you, and the bad bacteria leads to an inflammation filled you…and when you eat sugar, grains and dairy you feed the bad bacteria inflaming you…when you eat other shit it feeds the good bacteria making you healthier….fascinating right….

Well, even more fascinating they have found bacteria in skinny people that differ from obese people, and if you can get that skinny bacteria in your gut, you can get skinny too…since you digest based on your gut bacteria…fascinating right….

So it’s safe to say I’ve eating the shit of fat women for too long and now that Benson has eaten the shit of skinny women, she’s dropped 40 pounds, must be feeling good, cuz she’s posting hot pics of herself…and the good news is that weight loss didn’t affect the titties!

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