Workout Wednesday is a reminder that if you don’t workout and you probably should, because you’ll live a better life, it’s a guarantee, unless you die at the gym, which could happen, but statistically, you’ll live a better life, especially if society is actually collapsing like the conspiracies have been leading us to believe…you’ll need fitness to fight…and for survival…

If you’re like me and you don’t really give a shit about survival as you’re more into just coasting through life until it ends, then you’ll probably appreciate fit girls more than unfit girls, cuz as an unfit person, fitness becomes impressive…plus it’s hotter…

So if you can’t go to the gym to creep on girls working out as you pretend to do a sit-up in your tight boner enhancing sweatpants, because you know they will kick you out….then you can turn to the internet to see fit girls being slutty when fit cuz they know life is better fit…and want to spread the word of it…

I have been banned from at least 4 gyms for perversions “I thought it was the men’s locker room”….but I can’t get banned looking at this…or maybe I can…maybe I am already banned…

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