It’s a pandemic, we’re all going to die…at least that’s the vibe you get from the media….but luckily you have your front line heroes who are so fucking swamped with dealing with this pandemic that they need to take time out of their schedules to take slutty seleifes on their pee breaks….all covered in MRSA virus and COVID virus and Epstein Bar virus and C-Diff virus….you know all the sexy things that make you want to lick the crocs of your nurse neighbors everytime you see them head home from a shift…

I am not here to discount a nurse, we need them, I just think overhyping someone for doing their job at the most basic level is a recipe for disaster…

I am not here to “slut shame” a nurse, even though I think it’s pretty inappropriate to run a porn business out of a hospital where people are dying…but I don’t slut shame, because I fucking love sluts, without the, the world would be SO boring….I am not even against these nurses taking a side hustle, maximizing the hype around their profession to get paid…you gotta get that money that’s available…..I am just here to say that maybe the Pandemic has been a full load of bullshit that everyone fell for…cuz I don’t think nurses would be producing smut on the job if everyone was bleeding out their fucking eyeballs….

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