Hi, My name is Jesus Martinez and I am an alcoholic, which is pretty fucking boring, because there’s nothing I hate more than people who advertise how drunk they are, sure, there was a time in my 20s when I wanted to travel the world videotaping my drunken misadventures, which would have definitely been a little on the bro side of “I’m fucking wasted”….but there’s nothing I hate more than seeing social media content of people saying how “fucking wasted” they are….real drunks do everything to pretend they aren’t wasted when they are wasted…so all these frat boy fucks with their “I’m so wasted” antics is the worst…

No wait, I do hate something more than that….I just saw an obese 40 year old looking woman driving her Tesla, bitch almost ran me down when I was crossing the street, and she was wearing a fucking mask….you know there’s NO way that bitch isn’t vaccinated, yet she’s driving her scam of a car, all expensive and shit, with the guise of “saving the world” while lining some scam of a man’s pockets…in a FUCKING mask, that’s been proven to NOT work by the same people who created the virus and vaccines….and YOU know she’s vaccinated on top of that…when really all this bitch should be doing is riding her damn bike to lower her carbon footprint while losing some of that fat that’s going to kill her….but that would require effort, it’s way easier to be a lazy fuck about it….

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