You know something like 24,000 – 30,000 major websites went down for about an hour….thanks to the internet outage that they’ve been predicting over at the last year now that they’ve done the pandemic…next up is internet outages….they tell us their plan..

But yeah, up to 30,000 sites went down and we stayed up, it was pretty amazing, and a reminder that I am the cockroach of the internet.

That’s not to say when the internet is actually turned off, I’ll still be here, I mean I want to turn the site off every day, but have nothing else to do….it’s just to say that I survived THIS outage….like the survivor I am….

I guess Ashley Benson is a survivor in her own right, the dumpy Pretty Little Liars star was able to go viral when she was on TV and not just because of her big tits, but because she was on the popular show at the time. She hasn’t done anything since, except fuck some model chicks, and likely eat their poo, get their fecal enzymes, which has been a prove weightloss strategy…eat SKINNY girl shit…

So now, she’s a spokesperson for a fitness brand, even though, she probably doesn’t really do fitness but neither do the women at the Grocery Store and I’ll still stare at their spandex asses…

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