Adriana Lima’s ass looks very fucking square….and it’s probably been edited…
I am not against a rich as shit model getting naked on her dock in what I’ll assume is Miami because I heard she lives there….

I remember when she was the hottest fucking thing Victoria’s Secret had and she stuck it out there probably a decade past her prime..

She retired officially at 40 but she’s probably not even full retired…and in the end she was rocking a thick, barrel.-like mom bod you’d expect to see at the park eating ice cream like it was dick, only it isn’t dick, it is ice cream, cuz now that they’re moms, they find more happiness from the sugar than from the dick…if anything the dick is their enemy, marriage and all, plus look at how dick ruined your life as you watch your shitty kids being shitty…without dick….no shitty children and maybe you’d have your body back…fucking dick.

But yeah, here’s an old barrel bodied mom, showing a very long middle aged ass, I mean look at the ass-crack itself…it’s a foot long….but she’s playing it like it was a hot ass…and maybe you think it is a hot ass because you’re such a fan of hers and maybe she’s confident in her ass because she’s made millions off of it…and the reality is that naked long asses are better than clothed ass…and that’s what we’ve been reminded of here today.

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