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2021

03

Aug

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I asked some new wave feminist, probably about 10 years ago, what her RATIO was, because I thought it was a funny ice breaker, you know I got all kinds of pick-up lines…and this bitch went nuts…

You know, the kind of nuts that discounts a joke and reduces it to some misogynistic or woman hating, sexist and offensive storyline that it never was…

I think Andrew Cuomo would call it “ASCRIBING MEANING TO MY WORDS THAT WERE NEVER INTENDED”…which is what he said in his briefing on sexual harassment that was timed perfectly after NYC announced mandatory Vaccine passports, which is illegal….but yeah, that guy’s probably toast at this point, too much at stake in a woke and woman power, believe all women situation….not that I do politics…it was just relevant to my fucking story you cucks.

Anyway, my response to her was that asking a girl her ratio is not objectifying her, it’s just believing the science, and like some girls don’t like to fuck micro dicks even if it’s discrimination to only fuck the big dicks and to laugh at the small dicks….I like to fuck a girl with the right fucking ratio…it’s a free fucking country…

MOREOVER…sex is a physical act, so obviously PHYSICAL attributes contribute to that physical act…we can have mind sex if you’re deep enough, but if you’re not, I’d rather make sure you have a good ratio….

MOST IMPORTANTLY…it was just friendly banter, provoking, shit disturbing, cuz I knew she was a new wave feminist, which was not as popular as it is now, which is also code for a bullshit feminist who gets naked on the internet and calls it feminist…meaning, i wasn’t even trying to fuck her, it was small talk…

NOT TO MENTION…and maybe this is the most importantly, I preemptively already MOST IMPORTANTLY-ed….the RATIO is a dimensionless ratio of the circumference of the waist to that of the hips….I pulled that shit from MOTHERFUCKING fake information site WIKIPEDIA…but it’s relevant here…you can be a 42 inch waist fat pic, so long as your hips are 60 inches…motherfuckers will find you hot….the RATIO isn’t me asking “How much you weight fatty”….it’s asking “how feminine are you dyke”….

So there…SCIENCE…Believe it…and by that I mean actual science, where people prove something, and conduct further experiments to disprove it…and not the science they tell us is science which is “make a claim and call it science”….but you already KNOW that.

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