I have facial recognition blindness, maybe Big Tech should develop something for that, you know so that I can track and follow everyone, because my naked eye has some fucking autism or some other brain injury that just doesn’t let me recognize faces….

I don’t know if it’s been a lifelong ailment, but I did realize it about a decade ago when I found out it was a real thing, and it makes being a “celeb blogger” if that’s really what I am….if that’s even still a thing….I don’t know….but I do know I don’t recognize people…

Which is why Maria Menounos doesn’t look at all like what I remember her looking like, maybe cuz she’s old, face injected, under a bullshit beauty filter, it could even be the blonde hair to lighten against the white hair you know she has at her age….but you’re probably looking at her tits as you should…

The Tabloid reporter turned podcast network owner, still has that greek body, which is hotter knowing that her pussy is barely used, a rarity in her industry, but thanks to her Greek roots, her asshole is her pussy….that may not be a fact, but I think it’s worthy of being put on her resume.

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