I watched some piece of shit movie with rich and entitled brat Alexandra Daddario, who was rich and entitled before she cried to her rich daddy to support her dreams of being a celebrity, because she was already rich and entitled, and needed, in the depths of her soul, to get that mainstream stamp of approval from the industry, so that she could know in her soul, if she even has a soul, that she was good enough, that she mattered…and I guess it worked out alright for her….cuz she’s in the movies.

She’s probably best known for having hot tits, huge tits, on a skinny body in some True Detective show…but she sort of faded out after that peak of the titty peek she gave us…

I saw her in some other show or movie and it fucking sucked…her acting was embarrassingly bad to which I said…WELL she’s rich and entitled, has an agent, has tits, she’ll be ok….and I was right…

Because I just finished a series she was in called White Lotus, where she was a miserable newlywed who married some loser for money, which I guess was what her mom likely did with her dad, so she had something to reference…and I thought she was good in it…but that could just be the tits…

I am a firm believer that I can be hypnotized by the tits….fall slave to the tits…and this one’s got tits….that for whatever reason she’s hiding in this bikini pic…cuz she’s probably tired of just being tits.

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