We live in a fucked up world for about 1000 different reasons, from pandemics, vaccine passports, diversity, inclusivity, impending economic collapse and every girl in the world being told to be sexual objects, a commodity that is designed to be monetized….even the old, fat and the ugly.

Cindy Crawford is not ugly, even in her older age, where her jaw’s looking a little hard but in her defence of being in a creepy and connected hollywood elite scene, where she likely gets blood transfusions with child blood, or at least stem cell milkshakes to stay young, she’s probably better than the average 200 year old..

I locked eyes with Cindy Crawford about 15 years ago, she was getting out of a car near a hotel I happened to be walking by, and I think she stole my fucking soul…and not in a good way, in more of demonic disguised as a goddess way…but maybe I’m overreacting…I mean I am sure she doesn’t remember that moment so. clearly, a big deal to me is an insignifant moment for her…since the soul she took from me was bootleg and janky…

The 90s American Supermodel of dreams who is more about pushing her clone Kaia as her own supermodel of dreams…is still doing the model in luxury lingerie thing and looks pretty fucking good for a dinosaur.

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