Vanessa Hudgens, the Disney Musical Queen continues to live her best life thanks to her coming to terms with having to be an influencer on social media to be relevant or to properly monetize, which isn’t all that bad of a thing, since influencers produce smut to get noticed and I fucking love smut…

I saw someone posted something about how social media is really toxic for people because they are trying to look, act and be that influencer too, but not everyone has the chops or the support, the team, or the celebrity to pull it off, so they just live disappointed that their bikini pics don’t get as much attention as the other girls, leading to severe depression…YOU CAN NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH…while back in the day, we just generally accepted that we weren’t celebrities, that we could never be celebrities, that they were the other class in their own world…but now, we’re given the tools they are given, only to know with a follower count just how bad we suck….

I remember when I took a stab at instagram a few years ago, always deleted, definitely failed at it hard, while other people got millions of followers, forcing me to retreat here instead of being the guy telling you what protein drinks to buy after a fake topless workout for the gay dudes into topless dudes on instagram…..and I know digital marketing and know that I suck…so these girls trying to keep up or compete with the stars who don’t really get that they suck, probably get sad about it…TOO BAD SO SAD…keep it to your damn self, while I’m here staring at HUDGENS tits that are full, that are wonderful, that may or may not be fake…and I fully encourage more of this…and less of that High School Musical shit, that was gut wrenching and bad…while this is boner generating and good.

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