RIBBIT is the sound that these girls want you to make when you bury your face into their frog butts, I hear it makes them cum faster, you know assuming that girls only do frog butt because they have frog fetishes, and not because they like the way it arches their back as they kneel, so it rounds out that ass….

FROG BUTT is a pose and not the same as frog mouth, where if you put a cigarette in it they don’t explode like the frogs of the 70s and 80s after the poor kid from elementary school would make the poor frog smoke for joke…I wonder what happened to that guy…hopefully dead in the gutter somewhere…

I mean emulating a frog’s butt, and hurting a frog for entertainment are TWO very different uses of frog as life inspo…as a pacifist who thinks animals are far more remarkable than humans…just remembering that story has made me angry..since FROGS are fucking cool….and I guess frog butts are too….so thanks ladies for TRIGGERING me…when you know I hate when people use the word TRIGGER…when they get FROG BUTT HURT, about something a motherfucker says….like RIBBIT when trying to make weird ass frog fetishists cum.

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