Nina Agdal Beached of the Day

2021

Sep

Nina Agdal is a model who I’ve targeted since she first got her start as a bikini model with Sports Illustrated. I don’t know why I find specific people to target, it just happens organically, and Nina Agdal, who I felt was pulled out of the retard institution to pretend to be a model for Sports Illustrated like it was part of some inclusivity or affirmative action program….so for her entire Sports Illustrated career, her fit body wasn’t enough of a justification for her involvement in the magazine, I wanted to know who she fucked, or who she was related to because she was WAY too average in a time when Sports Illustrated had some integrity in their talent selections…

That said, when she was rolling into her 30s, she tried to get that A-Lister baby and dated Leo DiCaprio for 5 minutes, despite him being gay and I thought “Oh she’s almost broke through to that model dream of A-List cum inside her”….you know the model coming of age story of ending up with a rich and important person after a decade of being half naked trying to build a marketing campaign around yourself so that you appear to be good enough for these people…

Well, after hitting rock bottom, where she was doughy and left on the curb by Leo, she pulled up her fitness apparel and hit the workout scene in the Hamptons where she lives with Christie Brinkley, the den mother swimsuit model, because she’s fucking her son…and she’s managed to take what was a bloated body, and made it a hot fit body and EVEN her retard face looks less retard….

Meaning…NINA AGDAL is hot…I didn’t seen it before, but see it now….and that may not mean she’s not a shitty person, but it means she’s hot so we don’t care if she’s a shitty person, everyone’s a shitty person but not everyone is a hot person..