There’s nothing I dislike more than Tesla drivers. I know that the word faggot, which is a great fucking word, is basically banned by the internet because it’s a hate crime, even though faggots are typically proud to be faggots….but like the “N” word, which is actually an aggressive and mean spirited word, it needs to be rupurposed by the actual faggots of the world….Tesla Drivers…

Every time I see a Tesla Driver, I think that the dude definitely has a butt plug in as he rides around on his iphone….

This weekend, I almost got run over by at least 4 TESLAS, 2 of the fuckers were texting or googling some shit, as they do…the other 2 were just faggots…

So yeah, I fucking hate TESLA drivers who buy into this bullshit scam that is obviously a scam for about 20 fucking reasons, from it requiring more carbon to produce the cars, more issues disposing the batteries, mining of LITHIUM using slave labor, you know SHIT LIKE THAT….which doesn’t go into the whole plugging in, getting electricity from wherever you can, being tracked on the most insane level as it records everything you do, and their ability to just TURN you off from driving…SPOOKY like Halloween but disguised as a status symbol, the kind of asshole into status symbols, who values things and money over actual merit or soul….and even worse..they are virtual signalling as they pretend they are fucking GREEN…in their mansions…

I don’t know if Sophie Mudd has a Tesla, I am more into her sloppy tits, or her ability to figure out how to do the least amount of meaningful work, in order to monetize those tits, cuz those tits are a gift, even a status symbol of their own….that I’d want to have virtue signal on my face, assuming virtue signalling means suffocating a motherfucker with your bullshit…which is does..

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