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2021

28

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So how are you enjoying this alien invasion, I am sure we were all anticipating way more weirdness, maybe some more UFOs blowing shit up, instead of weird people in charge of the world acting like dopey fucks pretending to be humans, but at least it’s pretty fucking hilarious.

I realize that we are all going to die, but we were always going to die, so being able to witness EVERYONE dying is not necessarily ENTERTAINING, but at least the people doing this to us are entertaining….

You see, with every political announcement, news headline, activist rationalizing their behavior, I am left thinking “WHAT THE FUCK…THIS HAS GOT TO BE A PARODY”….and when I find out it’s not…I’m like “HOLY SHIT….WE ARE IN THE TRUMAN SHOW”…only with less Jim Carrey trying to make us kill ourselves with his herpes!

The future may be bleak, but I am sure there are people who can resist, we may not be those people, but at least it’s entertaining for now….I am sure it will get much darker, but for now…LOLZ….

If you are wondering what I am specifically referencing….ALL OF IT…from talking Dinosaurs at the UN to GAY GHOSTS for a Doritos ad….to convincing us that men are women and women are men….it’s OUT OF CONTROL….but I appreciate solid comedy….and it’s solid…I mean I know I couldn’t have written this out and it’s far more exciting than an actual movie since we’ve all got SKIN in the game…

HUMANS can do better….and they will…the truth will always win…GOOD will always beat out evil…but in this period of EVIL taking the lead…it’s outrageous and not worth fearing…but definitely worth fighting.

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EmRata’s Hot Tits in a magazine
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Miriam’s Grainy Nude shoot
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Russell Westbrook Got Ejected at the End of Loss to the Thunder for Crying About Unwritten Rules
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Model Kourtney Kellar is a Big Clippers Fan After Following Her NBA Boyfriend to Los Angeles
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Kissing Pets and Watching their Reactions
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Bowling Shot During World Indoor Championship
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Tiger King 2 is Coming to Netflix in November
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Patrick Mahomes’s fiancee Brittany Matthews has huge plans for women’s sports with historic $70M project
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Fight Germs Wherever You Can Go
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Cam Sluts for the Perverts!
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