Rebecca Black is an interesting story and not just because she had surprise tits…because she has surprise tits…and we love tits…

Maybe the surprise tits is what makes her an interesting story…at least when in her sheer bra that she’s CENSORED the nipple out of like some kind of EVIL OVERLORD not giving us the rations WE need to survive.

I mean tits tend to be the most interesting thing about a lot of these girls in the entertainment world because there’s not much to them….

But in the Rebecca Black story, she was just a kid on Youtube who made a song called FRIDAY that became a CULTURAL moment in the ZEITGEIST where more people are still quoting the song at the Water Coooler at their WORK FROM HOME OFFICE because they don’t do that whole HUMAN thing anymore…but still “It’s Friday” because that’s how powerful that song was….

The industry laughed it off, they didn’t see a fucking star, even though she gamed them at their own system, and the girl didn’t really do much after that moment…because for whatever reason they discounted her for being better than them at the internet..

Anyway, she likely made stupid money with the song, so she can still exist and still put out music and still matter…and thanks to her not being sold off to the industry like the others, unless she’s since been sold to the industry, you know finally accepted into their satanic club….because all these people seek legitimacy…and regardless of all that…her SURPRISE tits make whatever it is she’s doing matter….

This is her mattering.

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