I just wrote a post about tiny tits being hot…my genius joke that took me a solid 14 seconds to write was that you need to approach tits like a malnourished and neglected baby…you know hungry for any tit cuz your survival depends on it…

I was going to go into how dudes who are obsessed with huge tits are fucking weird, because all tits, so long as there is a nipple can offer a good time.

But I am not an idiot, and some of the big tits out there are wonderful, some of the girls who own those big tits have had great careers because of their tits, it’s like a birth defect gone right thanks tot he hormones on the dairy or the chicken….and Sophie Mudd is one of those people.

Her tits are large on a freakish level, her rounded face is smaller than her monster tits, and the rest of her may catch up to those tits, as most big tits become fat as shit everywhere, she’s not there yet…and thus worth staring at.

She has found a big titty friend to leverage in their content production, matching underwear, cuz we’re all sex workers in one way or another and by sex worker I mean…WHORES..

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