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2021

23

Nov

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

It’s Friday fuck….on a Tuesday.

I am so fucking glad that I didn’t work in an Office when the “It’s Friday” shit came out because I was working in an Office when Borat came out and that was fucking painful….I had to hear “WAWAWEWA” or whatever the fuck he said 10 fucking times a day and it was probably a good thing because it woke me up to how much of a monster Sasha Baron Cohen and his “comedy” is. Sell out industry kitten….

Rebecca Black, funny enough, probably wanted to be a sell out industry kitten when she first put out her song “Friday”..that went fucking viral, became part of pop culture, to the point where people on Fridays quote her to THIS fucking day….you know iconic and she was just a kid…

For whatever reason, the industry didn’t see that as an asset at the time, maybe because they didn’t filter her out to the world, and she wasn’t part of their master plan like some other unimpressive idiots who have achieved huge success while being pretty unimpressive, because brainwashing…

Well, it looks like she’s been making that comeback, I have a feeling not independently, because I keep seeing more and more of her and that’s usually because there’s a force behind her….pushing her us like all these other idiots, but I don’t know the story.

I just know she has tits, so I’ll reduce her to those tits, and assume her hitting pop culture 10 years after her first massive hit, is just nostalgia coming back at us….or just her big tits…because big tits are impressive.

I used to think it was always just about the tits, you know to distract us…but I think there’s way more sinister shit to it…but I can ignore that and look at the tits because I don’t listen to pop culture, so I don’t let them hypnotize me with their subliminal messages, frequencies, and vibrations…

SO FOCUS on their tits, they’re good…and 24 years old…

Point of the story – I like tits and you do too.

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