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2021

24

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Workout get fit…because fat bitches are disgusting to me….

I love seeing fat chicks trying to champion being fat like it’s an accomplishment, it’s like bitch, you sat on your ass and ate snack food, that’s zero fucking impressive….even though dudes will still fuck you.

Girls may not kn
ow this, but dudes will fuck any pig willing to fuck, I mean dudes fuck blow up dolls, toilet paper rolls, bags of ground meat, the crease in the bed comforter, the space between the mattress and box spring and that’s just on a Sunday afternoon…

I don’t know why they thought that getting fucked meant they were the hotties of the internet, they’re are a lot of people who aren’t hot acting like they are…it’s crazy.

The point is, not all girls are monsters, fat girls trying to mooch or get the same set up as girls who actually deserve it because it is the participation prize era of people thinking they don’t need to be hot, or good at something, but should get what the person who is hot or good at it….it’s CRIMINAL…

The other point is being healthy, being fit is the best thing you can do for yourself, but if you’re a lazy fuck like me, watching bitches be fit is pretty great while we all wait to die from obesity related diseases which for the record is PROVEN SCIENCE…even a lot of those COVID deaths were obesity deaths not COVID deaths…they just don’t tell you that because you won’t get vaccinated or some other bullshit from oppressive power hungry meanies…

Anyway…fitness bitches to motivate you to like fit bitches and make fat bitches feel inadequate for not being fit…just cuz you fuck em doesn’t mean they’re good…it means they are there…but if they got off their asses and took care of themselves….they could be great…world is their oyster shit….so TELL the fatties in your life to SALAD DOWN and do some sit ups.


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