What’s Sophie Mudd Up To?

Probably something with her big sloppy tits.

I mean, when you’re Sophie Mudd what the fuck else could you possibly do. Her boobs are so fucking big that they are almost a liability or at least an annoyance, like she goes through life carrying those fuckers everywhere, it’s like being gifted some sort of magical bean that you’re forced to protect for the sake of your nerdy fantasy movie’s shitty plot…SHE has to nurture them, celebrate them, bow down and worship them…

I am not a titty guy, I mean I got tits cuz I’m fat, but I’m not one of those tit fetishists, when I realized that the most interesting thing about a girl is her cunt….but I know just how important this bad boys are…I guess it’d be hard to not notice how important these bad boys are…I mean they’re kinda hard to miss…even for someone who doesn’t look at a girl’s tits instead of her eyes…MY EYES ARE UP HERE…I’ll take your word for it lady…I’m busy looking at your tits.

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