Charlotte Lawrence is the vagina that Ted Lasso built…or I guess that Caroline in the City created, no wait that’s the other bitch Zoey Deutch, this one’s straight from the loins of Kate from Drew Carrey and the guy who created Ted Lasso which I refuse to ever watch because that Sudeikis dude is the fucking worst and I have no idea how people can handle watching him in the movies, yet clearly they like watching him in the movies, because he gets paid a lot to play himself in everything he does…NOT THAT IT MATTERS.

What matters is that thanks to the success of the Ted Lasso producer, who also produced SCRUBS, which was a pretty huge fucking show and made them all very fucking rich…coupled with the money his wife Kate from Drew Carey has made…their young daughter can spend her days being a typical young person…half naked on the internet while pretending to be an artist, or something of substance, when really just into the validation from the creepers clicking “LIKE AND FOLLOW”….

She’s skinny, she’s hot, so it could be worse…it could be a fat chick trying to pull this off, because fat chicks who get half naked for attention do exist and they don’t look like this…and you’d think fat chicks with rich parents who finance their rich lives so hard they don’t realize they are vile pigs doing hot girl things…so when hot girls do it…it makes it more tolerable for a spectator with nothing better to do than this nonsense…

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