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2022

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

New Year, New Me…I’m back from a week of still updating the site just not doing nightly LINKS, which was life changing, I hate the links….SO HERE ARE SOME LINKS….

Have you put your New Year’s intentions out there, because when you put shit out to the universe, the universe listens and gives it to you. It’s the witchcraft “SECRET” you probably heard on Oprah while she was gaming you into thinking she was relatable and not some kind of demonic narcissist billionaire just fucking with you….

I can vouch for putting the intentions out to the universe and having the universe give it to you because I’ve spent 20 years writing about how much of a loser, failure, joke I am and this site is, you know, just putting it out there…and the universe has given it back to me by confirming that pretty much daily…

So I hope that your intentions are more positive, maybe a get better pussy, make better money, achieve something you’ve always wanted to achieve, because if your intentions are “I’m a failure who doesn’t deserve shit”….that’s precisely what you’ll get…and even if you are a failure who doesn’t deserve shit, it doesn’t mean you can’t game the system into thinking you’re a winner who deserves a private jet…

So this year, my attitude, at least for today is “MAKE JESUS MARTINEZ GREAT AGAIN”…and give this motherfucker the 100 million dollars he fucking deserves for being the forgotten, insignificant corner of internet history….that like a cockroach won’t fucking die.

We’re gonna keep things positive and perverted, or just perverted, since perversion is all I know…and remember, just because I was blacklisted for making slutty content with questionable women, and now 65 year olds are producing slutty content for their fans, even people with respectable jobs…it doesn’t mean I’ve been “Priced Out” of the slut market…at least not yet..

So 2022, whether it’s the last year alive, or the start of a new beginning in the GREAT AWAKENING, we should collectively target our vibrations to “Winning” not losing…because winning at losing is still losing!

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR….to WINNING at WINNING while being a loser……and here are some morning 2022 LINKS….

Salma Hayek Big Titty Coffee
CLICK HERE

Kate Upton’s Bikini for the New Year
CLICK HERE

Naked Dmi Rose
CLICK HERE

Popcorn Stop Motion
CLICK HERE

Funny Fails of the Year
CLICK HERE

Jake Paul Says He’ll Leave Boxing if Demands are met
CLICK HERE

Memes to Start the Week
CLICK HERE

The Lovely Relationship Between a Monkey and a Cat
CLICK HERE

Man Almost Falls to Death
CLICK HERE

Dead Mickey Mouse Club Star
CLICK HERE

Ice Climbers Killed by Iceberg
CLICK HERE

Photocopying Money
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts are My Kind of Girls…
CLICK HERE

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