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2022

14

Jan

Lottie Moss Vacation Titties of the Day

I think I wrote this on WET SPOT WEDNESDAY….but I texted myself, so it must have be important…that people are so fucking weird sexually now, that at a certain point people will be craving missionary sex and not just when their girl off hookup app is nodding off on the fentanyl you just snorted….I mean real conservative and modest wait until marriage, no under the shirt, only finger bang over the pants kind of work your way up to the big day…..

You’ve got Kate Moss’ sister, who is “That aint Kate Moss Though”….but she’s riding her name fucking hard and even went viral early on in her instagram life…running a smut channel where she sells her nudes or near nudes….while being KATE MOSS’ sister…

I REMEMBER an era of “MEMBER SITES”…where some dude found an army of girls who were likely broken to star in cheesy shoots barely showing TIT unless you paid…NEXTDOOR NIKKI? KATE’S PLAYGROUND? we’re talking early 2000s internet…and at the time, most girls weren’t doing it..they looked down on those who did, despite even then making 1,000,000 a month in revenues….

I REMEMBER when an 18 year old Sara Underwood did Playboy, like on her 18th birthday, thinking WHY AREN’T MORE girls this eager to get naked and prosper….

Then a pandemic happen and 20 years later…THEY all followed fucking suit and cashed out and EVER Kate Moss’ sister’s got a members site.

It’s weird, we’re perverts, she’s in the Caribbean living a better life than you, in a bathing suit..looking way too fucking INSTAGRAM FACED…but whatever she’s Kate Moss’ sister…that’s her angle…I’ll endorse it.


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