In the 80s my favorite song was PRIVATE DANCER by Tina Turner. I didn’t know any better and I would fucking get down to that shit. Not because I connected with being a private dancer, but because I connected with the idea of having my own private dancer, a dancer for money, doing the things I tell them to do…
So in the 90s my stripper addiction started, basically ruined my life and forced me to end up a degenerate 50 year old with a titty blog that makes no money on the internet.
The question is, can I sue Tina Turner for this stripper addiction that ruined my life….I mean I could have been anything, a doctor, a lawyer, a captain of industry, but instead, I was in strip clubs drunk until all hours of the night, spending my minimum wage paychecks on 2 dollar all you can eat buffets and by putting dollars in my mouth to lay on stage and have a girl pluck it out of my mouth with her ass…if I was lucky….
Any lawyers out there want to take on this case? Let’s go.
Here are some morning links for the morons.
Rob Lowe’s Wife Taught Gwyneth Paltrow How to Suck Dick
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Olivia Culpo Brings the Bikini SMUT
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Anya is a Nude Model Inspired by Old Cinema
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Salma Hayek Scubas
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Compilation of Near Death Experiences Caught on Tape
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Shaq Using Normal Sized Things
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Dustin Hoffman Selling 1949 Buick from Rainman – Could Be Worth 250k!
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Donkey Thinks it is a Dog
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Disturbing Diving Edit
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Amazon’s Trailer for Lord of the Rings Series
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Cam Girls Give Boners – Get Boners If You….
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