Kourtney Kardashian Old in a Swimsuit of the Day

2022

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian Old in a Swimsuit of the Day

This just in…Kourtney Kardashian is half naked despite being old….and brave enough to put her doughy mom body into some strappy outfit to squeeze out of in terrible ways.

I guess the WITCHCRAFT spell that has made the Kardashians a thing, a billion dollar thing, is not a powerful enough spell for the oldest daughter look like an old bitch….even with the filters and photoshop….

I know Koutney was arguably the only daughter worth possibly having sex with when they all went viral 10 or more years ago, but none of them were really ever that good, and I’d have sex with a mouldy old sandwich if it was wet enough, so having sex with some rich tanned hairy chick isn’t really that much of a stretch…but you get what I am saying…she was the best of the main 3, not saying much, but she’s way worse now…

I know Travis Barker seems to like it, but I just assume that’s part of some sort of weird ritual…and despite the TRAVIS BARKER sperm deep inside her menopausal womb, the photoshop, the filters…she’s looking like an old lady…too old to be taking slutty selfies in these kinds of outfits….old enough for the media to say she’s brave because most old bitches know they are disgusting and don’t behave like this…

I like to think it’s a good opportunity to try to understand how her blown out mom pussy being squeezed out of her bikini….

I don’t know what their Mary “Lady of Fatima” statue and snow globe have to do with producing SMUT, but I do know the first Secret of FATIMA is that HELL exists…so in keeping with ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONIC…I’ll assume ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONIC.