Emma Roberts broke up with her husband/baby daddy and dude went off the fucking rails, got arrested for public intoxication because he’s handling it really well…

So she did what a typical bitchy ex would do and hopped onto a flight to Costa Rica, where she did some luxury retreat shit, laying in the pool in her swimsuit, doing some YOGA, in a giant fuck you to that unstable fuck she broke up with….a little “I’m doing fine without you, hey internet look at my hot mom skinny body”….and I’m full on board…I think the whole point of breaking up is to show the person on social media that you don’t need them, or that you’ve got new pussy, because being the cuck who gets arrested in a break-up is the WEAK spot to be….NEVER chase a bitch, always chase a new bitch to get a pic to post to drive the other bitch crazy.

The point of the story is that Eric Roberts love child with his sister Julia Roberts is the kind of INBRED I like….I’ve found Emma Roberts hot throughout her career that was gifted to her no matter how hard they’ll say her struggle was….and bratty rich kids with celebrity siblings for parents are a fetish of mine….even after their pussy has been blown out…but ONLY when they are this skinny.

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