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2022

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

We live in a dystopian hell, and not even because the world leaders look like victims of an alien invasion…YOU KNOW ALIENS in skin suits fucking with our lives over viruses, climate change and other crazy shit….which may get you committed for saying because people think you’re nuts for thinking that nothing is real in this actor based reality show we call life….you know as our overlords watch over us like a videogame seeing how far they can go with it….I mean there’s gotta be a reason that as a sheltered kid playing with rocks I’d paint faces on because I was poor, I always felt like someone from the ether was doing that to me….so if I came up with that concept on my own as a child, the SNOWGLOBE theory that earth is a video game we are NPCs in…..it must be true, you know brought here with me from the ETHER…

That’s not the point, the point is that we live in a dystopian hell because people as a group get rich for doing 6 second long awkward dance videos on a Chinese spyware app, and the dances they are doing are not even original dances, but rather copying 1000s of other people who are doing the exact same awkward dance….trying to get on Ellen where they do that dance for the mass audience acting like they’ve “made it” or like they matter…when all they did was a shitty viral dance…it’s absurdity and the fall of society at its worst….but at least they got their tits out, you can’t get mad at titties.

Here are some morning LInks…

Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Romance with Ben Affleck
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Substitute Teacher Fired After Shopping for Sex Toys During Class!
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Oscar De La Hoya Celebrates His Birthday in His Underwear With Girlfriend Holly Sonders – MEN’S UNDERWEAR
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Nude model Kate on Chairs…
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Baby Pygmy Marmosets Hang Onto Man’s Fingers
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Boxing Match Between Two Orangutans!
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Meet Ruri, The Friendliest Frog On Earth!
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Car Pull Fail
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The Mello Difference
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST!
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