I don’t know about you, but whenever I run myself a bath in the cesspool I call a bathtub, where I light some candles to set the mood, maybe put in some bubble bath in to add to the romance…even put on some R.Kelly songs, because he’s still on Spotify despite being in jail for heinous sex crimes….maybe lather myself up in COCONUT OIL…to be nice and slick….for my masturbation…I think….”If only I had some pics of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s rich kid brat daughter, the one that isn’t RUMER, in her bathing suit, to humiliate myself to my dead ancestors to…..

Luckily, she produces the SMUT, as attention seekers do…..

It is near Valentine’s Day after all….ROMANCE NOT DEAD…

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