After marrying a fat lady, justifying it for the tits, I can say with confidence that the smartest move is to marry the ass and buy the tits later, assuming you even need to do that, because tiny tits are wonderful, manageable, bring the same level of unique personality, all while being on a body that for the most part will degrade better than one with a big set of tits.

The big set of tits is just a liability, not because of breast cancer, but because it’s a roll of the dice as to whether the lady will be able to keep her small frame, because biology is going to make her want to grow into the big tits.

I realize that the media, TIKTOK views, even in this feminist era of slutty empowered FEMINISM…HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY….get naked for your cause, that’ll teach us empowerment, maybe sell us a 9.99 per month subscription to do vile things to yourself for 10 dollars…because you look at the aggregate of all the dudes giving you 10 dollars to do vile things to yourself for a month…not the micro level of a dude is giving you 10 dollars to see you do vile things to yourself….which I’d argue is a great deal for the dude busting out 10 dollars…what’s 10 dollars when gas is 8 dollars a Gallon…ya know…your pussy is worth a gallon of gas….and if you really want to do to the math…it’s actually 10 dollars for 30 days, or 33 CENTS a day, to see the pussy….CHEAPER than a price of coffee…these bitches should make videos commercials like the Foster an African Aids baby you don’t ever need to meet….

Anyway…tits get hits, so simple minded ladies think big tits are better than their tits, so they go out and slaughter their tits to get big tits, and it’s a fucking tragedy, when they should just embrace the small tits, like these babes…and give us content around the small tits, because small tits hold their own any day of the week because THEY ARE TITS and TINY tits are TITTIES too.

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