I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Courtney Stodden was tabloid fodder in the GLORY DAYS of tabloid, I mean there was a lot going on at the time and her whole weird storyline was actually pretty fucking creepy…famous for being a CHILD BRIDE to one of the most obscure pervert actors no one knew existed…on EVERY tabloid weekly….

But she is the only “celebrity” that has ever had her PR team invite me to one of her events, in 18 years of doing this, she’s the only one who said “let’s have DrunkenStepfather here”…and instead of going, even with plans of a masterful dirty panty heist, I just didn’t bother…

So like the rest of you, the taste of STODDEN isn’t dripping off my chin, because I am pretty charming when I want to be and feel I could have tricked her into sitting on my face….the taste of STODDEN is her big tits in a lingerie rockin’…

I know that I am not a fake tit fan, but if you’re going to get fake tits, make them count…and these fucking count.

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