Kate Hudson may be a Romantic Comedy Icon thanks to nepotism, but she’s also a dot com billionaire with her direct to consumer brand that I doubt she had much involvement in the success of, but that she managed to be a figure head for, because they knew “TARGET WHITE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD LADIES ON THAT FEMALE HIVE MIND”….to make it a trend, to make it a billion dollar brand…and you need one of their leaders, or idols to do that….

I always thought of Kate Hudson as more of a damaged rich girl with an alochol problem, even with her dot come direct to consumer, MADE IN CHINA, fast fashion that destroys the earth, but no one seems to complain about that, they’re too busy taking it out on plastic straws and grocery bags….

But apparently she’s a beacon of middle aged mom fitness, and when she does the “HUDSON SHUFFLE”, which I’ll assume is a white girl TikTok trend that she wants people doing to push her brand, it’s that EASY….I don’t mind her as much…

There’s fat old well travelled possibly blown out ass in what is a solid fucked from behind position doing baby steps and booty jiggles in the name of fitness you can jack off to, if you’re into that kind of thing…so TAKE IT IN…or imagine her TAKING it in…both work.

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